How Elvis Got Back In The Building

OPENING your email inbox used to be akin to the fairly cheerful and simple ritual of checking your letterbox. Now it is more like a game of space invaders, where you have to stay alert and vigilant to emails flashing in the corner of your screen - nailing the nasties, responding to the urgent ones, archiving the relevant ones, and trying not to allow the "semi-urgent" emails to become sediment.

Will Sir Clive Arise To Occasion Down Under?

FORGET Frenchies Gerard Houllier, Manuel Amoros and Bruno Metsu as candidates to unseat Frank Farina as Socceroos boss. Parrot can reveal the next Socceroos coach will be Clive Woodward, England's knighted World Cup-winning rugby coach. You what? Stay with us on this. Not content with turning ASA's admin offices into rugby heaven, the news that Woodward intends to quit rugger and take up football ("The game I have always loved," said Sir Clive) in a "motivational" post with Southampton, has ...